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quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as I result I have a weird crush that never died”

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caledscratch:

3000—21:

oswinses:

enjorlaas:

skuboglesby:

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

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gandhissideboob:

fs-hamus:

spoopyhollow:

"shoot guys what do we do about the ladybugs and bunnies"

I saw this a few days ago, and the caption seemed cute and random.  I had no idea it was a reference to anything.  And then today I saw:

gandhissideboob:

fs-hamus:

spoopyhollow:

"shoot guys what do we do about the ladybugs and bunnies"

I saw this a few days ago, and the caption seemed cute and random.  I had no idea it was a reference to anything.  And then today I saw:

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getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. i know that clean laundry is very warm but it doesn’t need your fur all over it.

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. i know that clean laundry is very warm but it doesn’t need your fur all over it.

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starksglow:

I’ll get an in-focus picture of Remy one day…but not now.

starksglow:

I’ll get an in-focus picture of Remy one day…but not now.

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yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

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ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

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